Kyo nazre churaye baite ho,
Kyo Dil ko dabaye baite ho,
Are hum itne bure bhi nahi janab jo hame bhulaye baithe ho.
Sender-A.K.Raghav
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
Santa Ko Vodafone Me Oprator Kai Job. Mili,
1st Day Use Mar-Mar k Nikal Diya Kyo..?
Kyoki.
1st cusmor:- mera voda. ka sim Bloc Ho Gya Hai
Santa:- To Pagal Airtel Ka lele
Ravan - Ciggaret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi hai.
Ram - jhut kyon bol rahe ho?
Hanuman - Prabhu aap chup rahiye, sale ke 10 sar hai,pra packet pee jayega.
Ek Macchar presaan baitha tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.
1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you will always B SUCC SEX FUL! in Life.
R u busy?
How much busy?
Ful busy?
Or
Litle busy?
If U r litle busy,
Y dont u send msg?
If u r ful busy,
IDIOT,Y r u reading this sms?
A smile costs less than electricity,
But gives more light.
So Always smile & prove that U are the best tube light in world..
Wat is the difference between Mother & Wife?
-1 Woman brings u into this world crying.
-The other ensures u continue to do so ;)