New punishment for mobile owners:-
Miss call ke liye jail.
SMS ke liye faansi.
Call ke liye umarquid.
Tum mat daro yaar,
Kanjuso ko to "Medal"
milega...|
Nepolians Great Comment:
"Dont Compare
Urself with
Anyone in This
World...
If U do so,
You are Insulting
Yourself..."
Be Proud of Urself !
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care ! Hehehe. Now, you are smiling! =)...
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Lets play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!"...."
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can not Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! .
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls"... "
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license".... "
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss...
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar...