The Old couple went to Peris.
Man got into sex mood & said -Dear, pehle room par chale ya Eiffel Tower pe?
Wife - room pe chalo ji Eiffel Tower to kal bhi khada rahega.
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Mom asks to her married daughter Do u know the meaning of "MANGALSUTRA"? Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license to enjoy KAMASUTRA".
Teacher : Ladki aur ladke me kya pharak hai?
Chintu : Ladki ek saal me ek hi bachhe ki Ma ban sakti hai, But Ladka ek saal me kitne bhi bachho ka baap ban sakta hai...
Chintu : Ladki ek saal me ek hi bachhe ki Ma ban sakti hai, But Ladka ek saal me kitne bhi bachho ka baap ban sakta hai...
Customer : My wife needs a Bra but I dont know the size.
Salesgirl: Touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer : Oh I forget She needs Panties too.
Salesgirl: Touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer : Oh I forget She needs Panties too.
L.K.G Ki Class me ek mam ek Bachhe se boli: Beta 1 se 10 tak ginti sunao main tumhe ek kiss dungi.
Bachha : Mam agar 100 tak suna do to "Honeymoon Pakka".
Bachha : Mam agar 100 tak suna do to "Honeymoon Pakka".
Divorce ke baad husband:- "Bachha mera hai"
Wife:- "Waah ji waah !"
Bartan mera, doodh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya pura paneer tera.
Wife:- "Waah ji waah !"
Bartan mera, doodh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya pura paneer tera.
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Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai, Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.
Employee:Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai. Boss:Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi hai.
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Dude,she has a boyfrnd..!!
Yeah, so..?
Football has a goalkeeper, doesnt mean U cant Score.
Dude,she has a boyfrnd..!!
Yeah, so..?
Football has a goalkeeper, doesnt mean U cant Score.
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