Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated ... drank poison and said,
Ab kaato saalon , sab maroge!.
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated ... drank poison and said,
Ab kaato saalon , sab maroge!.
Ab kaato saalon , sab maroge!.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out...
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out...
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."...
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega...
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega...
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets...
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets...
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.....
Santa: The taste.....
Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him...
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him...
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey
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