raat ko kitab meri mujhe dkhti hai nind mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti hai nind ka jhonka mera man moh gya aur ek raat fir ye genious bina padhe so gya.
when i am in love for the first time am not asking any one and not sharing with any body i kept it in my heart cuz i love her more than i talk
Aaj peene de pilane de saaqi.
Vo ek bhul thi use bhulane de saaqi,
Ishq ki nadaaniya sabhi nahi karte
Ye to ek rasm hai nibhane de saaqi..
Tasabur tumhara jo chhu jaye,
meri har saans se tumhri hi khushbu aye.
ye kis mode pe le ayi hai tumhari justuju,
pani me aks mera ho or nazar tu aye.
Ek Baccha Paida hote Hi Nurse se bola-MOBILE hai Kya?
Nurse-Hai Par Tu Kya Krega? Bacha-Bas GOD Ko Phone Karna Hai Ki Mai Pahuch Gya hoon
Meri Wali ko Bhej Do.
kabi to mily wo pehli mulaqat ki tarha,
bigra hi rahta hai mere halat ki tarha,
wo shaks jo muje lagta hai jaan se b payara,
wo waqat to deta ha magar kherat ki tarha.
asi hawa chali k sabi phool jal gay
jaan se be azeez log kitna badal gay
tumhary baad jeene ka kiss ko yaqeen tha?
hum khud be sochtay hai kasy sambhal gay?
A man was filling up an Application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then the man came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.
...
Clerk told him to write either MALE or FEMALE.
Again the man thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.
Teri aankho mein aanso ki jagah naa ho,Mere paas tujhe bhukaane ki wajah naa ho,Agar bhool jau kisi tarah tujhe,To khuda kare meri agli subah naa ho..
She slips her hand in my jeans, searchin 4 something. she has got it,she grabs it, takes it out & start sucking. ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye .. ALPENLIBE Candy