Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)
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Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai, Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai ! Aur Jo nahi darte hai, Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;) Husband-Tumare Papa Ki Mazak Kerne Ki Adaat Gayi Nahi. Wife-Kyo, Ab Kya Hua ????? . . . . . . . Husband-Aaj Mujhse Phir Pooch Rahe Thae ki Meri Beti Se Shadi Ker k Khush Toh Ho Na........: A girl takes too much time to Love.. & few seconds to Hate. But A boy takes few seconds to Love & too much times to Hate.... Why? :( jindagi bhi ajib hoti hai, kabhi haar kabhijeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samundar ki gaharai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to sirf jindagi ki shuruwat hoti hai. ek docter pesient ke piche bhag raha tha to logo ne doctor se pucha Doctor saheb iske piche q bhag rhe ho to Doctor : sala eisa 4 bar ho chuka hei ye dimag ka opr. Karwane ke liye aata hei aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hei : D New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling new year Ladki:-Iss Week hum roj movie dekhenge, Next Week hm roj Shopping krenge. Ladka:-Uske Next Week Hum roj Mandir Jayenge. Ladki:-Wo Kyu? Ladka:-Bheek maangne. New punishment for mobile owners:- Miss call ke liye jail. SMS ke liye faansi. Call ke liye umarquid. Tum mat daro yaar, Kanjuso ko to "Medal" milega...| pleasant,lovely,honest n sweet friendship is all everybody wants including me. Kadam kadam par tanhai mila hai, har kisi se bewafai mila hai. jaan se v jyada pyar kia tha jisi ko, uski aurse aaj anjaan ka naam mila hai |
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