Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..
Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity
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Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti. Wish you a.. Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear dont get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*.... A man was filling up an Application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then the man came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. ... Clerk told him to write either MALE or FEMALE. Again the man thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES. Duniya me jeene ke bahane hazaar hote hain, Jo jeete hain bina dosti ke woh bekar hote hai, Jo karte hain sachchi dosti ki kadar Bas wahi is dosti ke haqdar hote hai. Naa gujarana kbhi kisi masjid k paas se,Kahin chand samajh kr log apna roja naa tod de,Hoke khafa khuda apse kahin Khoobsoorat log Bnana naa chod de. Mom asks to her married daughter Do u know the meaning of "MANGALSUTRA"? Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license to enjoy KAMASUTRA". Teri aankho mein aanso ki jagah naa ho,Mere paas tujhe bhukaane ki wajah naa ho,Agar bhool jau kisi tarah tujhe,To khuda kare meri agli subah naa ho.. She slips her hand in my jeans, searchin 4 something. she has got it,she grabs it, takes it out & start sucking. ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye .. ALPENLIBE Candy Teacher : Ladki aur ladke me kya pharak hai? Chintu : Ladki ek saal me ek hi bachhe ki Ma ban sakti hai, But Ladka ek saal me kitne bhi bachho ka baap ban sakta hai... Close your Eyes, Relax your Body, And stop your Breathing as long as you can... NOW BREATH...... I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR! |
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