The 2 hardest things to say in life : 1.Hello for the first time 2 unknown person!
2.Good bye 4 the last time 2 whom v really love d most!!
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The 2 hardest things to say in life : 1.Hello for the first time 2 unknown person! 2.Good bye 4 the last time 2 whom v really love d most!! Customer : My wife needs a Bra but I dont know the size. Salesgirl: Touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer : Oh I forget She needs Panties too. L.K.G Ki Class me ek mam ek Bachhe se boli: Beta 1 se 10 tak ginti sunao main tumhe ek kiss dungi. Bachha : Mam agar 100 tak suna do to "Honeymoon Pakka". Yaad karne ke liye ki cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to apki tasveer chahiye. Par tasveer apki dil ko behla na sakegi, Kyonki... Ye Aapki tarah muskura na sakegi. Kisi ke pas kuch na ho to hastihe duniya,Kisike pas sabkuch ho to jalti he duniya,hamarepas appjaysa dost he jiske liye tarasti he duniya. Ravan - Ciggaret hai kya? Hanuman- Nahi hai. Ram - jhut kyon bol rahe ho? Hanuman - Prabhu aap chup rahiye, sale ke 10 sar hai,pra packet pee jayega. Divorce ke baad husband:- "Bachha mera hai" Wife:- "Waah ji waah !" Bartan mera, doodh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya pura paneer tera. Best selling book in stores of Pakistan. . . . . . . . . . . . "My journey from Indian tennis to Pakistani penis" By :- Sania Mirza A sweet n innocent msg:.. in a nursery school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a notice written on it " dont take more than 1 god is watching". On the other counter there was a box of choclates , a small child went and wrote on it "take as many as u want, god is busy watching apples".... Jeeo itna ki marna mushkil ho jaay, haso itna ki rona mushkil ho jaay, kisi ko pana kismt ki baat hai magar chaho itna ki bhulna mushkil ho jaay. |
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